MY GRANDCHILDREN ARE AWESOME
THEY MUST HAVE INHERITED IT
FROM THEIR GROOVY GRANDMA

Grandchildren


Sometimes the best
response in life is
No Response
As long as you are always
true to yourself, you never
have to justify who 
you are to anyone

True to yourself


GOOD MORNING
TODAY IS GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY
MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED
WITH LOVE AND JOY

Good Morning


A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. 
He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups, 
and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard.

As he was driving the last nail into the post, 
he felt tug on his overalls.

He looked down into the eyes of a little boy.

"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat of the back of his neck, "these puppies come from fine parents 
and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment. 
Then reaching deep into his pocket,
he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer.
 "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"

"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle.
 "Here Dolly!" he called.

Out from the doghouse and down ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. 
His eyes danced with delight.

As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed
something else stirring inside the doghouse.

Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller.

Down the ramp it slid. Then in a awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up....

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt.

The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, 
"Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. 
In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down 
both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup. Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.

"How much?" asked the little boy.

"No charge," answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."

The Farmers Puppy


FRIENDS ARE KISSES 
BLOWN TO US BY ANGELS

Friends


SINCE COFFEE COMES FROM BEANS
I FIGURE MY SIX POTS OF COFFEE
MORE THAN COVERS MY DAILY
RECOMMENDED AMOUNT OF VEGETABLES

Coffee



If hatred knocks at your door .. 
greet it with a smile but tell it ..
it has come too late .. for love
 is already   having tea with you inside

Love


Childbirth at 65 

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth...
When she was discharged from the
hospital and went home, I went to visit. 
'May I see the new baby?' I asked 
'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee 
and we can chat for a while first.' 
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 
'May I see the new baby now?' 
'No, not yet,' She said. 
After another few minutes had elapsed, 
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend. 
Growing very 
impatient, I asked,
 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 
'WHEN HE CRIES!' 
she told me. 
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 
'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT 
WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

Childbirth



Speed is calculated as miles per hour 
BUT life is calculated as smiles per hour 
SO increase your smiles 
and get extra mileage in life

Smiles

 
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