Signs of Menopause












10 signs that you’re in menopause

Your scale is obviously broken
Someone has left the heater on everywhere
Everyone is nuts because they think you are the moody one
Your kids must have put their clothes in your closet, because nothing fits
You must have allergies because your skin itches
You’ve realised that your husbands chin hairs are contagious
You keep forgetting things
You have realised that wine, vodka, coffee and chocolate are better than kale
You don’t care what anyone thinks of you
You like PJ’s more than designer stuff

 
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