Childbirth











Childbirth at 65 

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth...
When she was discharged from the
hospital and went home, I went to visit. 
'May I see the new baby?' I asked 
'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee 
and we can chat for a while first.' 
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 
'May I see the new baby now?' 
'No, not yet,' She said. 
After another few minutes had elapsed, 
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend. 
Growing very 
impatient, I asked,
 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 
'WHEN HE CRIES!' 
she told me. 
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 
'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT 
WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

 
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