Made First












Made First

One day in the garden of Eden, Eve 
calls out to God, "Lord I know you have 
made me and provided this lovely garden 
and these wonderful animals, but I am lonely." 
"Well Eve, I have a solution," replies God. 
" I shall create man for you." 
" What's a man, Lord?" asks Eve. 
"A flawed creature with aggressive tendencies, 
a huge ego and incapable of listening to you. 
He'll be bigger and faster than you. He'll 
be great at hunting, kicking a ball around and 
not too bad in the sack." 
"Sounds great," says Eve. 
"I'll only do this for you on one condition." 
"What's that Lord?" 
"You let him believe I made him first!"

 
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