Irish Joke

An Irish priest is driving down to 
New York and gets stopped for 
speeding in Connecticut. The state
trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s 
breath and then sees an empty wine 
bottle on the floor of the car. He says, 
"Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest. 
The trooper says, "Then why 
do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle 
and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

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